floatasis

Any of the assorted (usually elaborate) blow-up pool toys meant to resemble an Island or provide the amenities of an Oasis i.e. a cup holder or place for a cooler in which to place one's cold drink.

We were chillin' on the floatasis all weekend.

by tyler993 October 2, 2008

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

will it float

A recurring segment on the Late Show with David Letterman where an item is presented and Paul and Dave take guesses at whether or not the item will float or sink in a large pool of water.

It's time for another round of Will It Float, people.

by Athena Kay May 10, 2005

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Flattypancakes

Female ass as flat as a pancake

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes

by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016