Floater

The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.

Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.

by Rem Show September 24, 2016

Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

Floatence

Floatence is when somone over 500 pounds has so much methane gas causing them you fly up into the air and then make a very loud blarp noise.

chan chan has floatence i see him up in the sky

by okokee February 27, 2021

Floater

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.

"Did you guys see that floater?!?"

by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022

Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.

I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check

by JenLou88 April 30, 2023

French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater

Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!

by Jcmacs May 24, 2011

Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018