cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.

Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

British Fist

A British Fist is a new fast spreading term for a half boner or erection. A half boner is when the penis is almost erect, often at full erect length but is still movable or bendable.

The term (British Fist) is associated with a half boner due to both being SOFT YET FIRM.

Damn man i've been sporting a "british fist" almost all day and these sweat pants are not helping.

Dude that chick had such a nice ass, she gave me a "British Fist" thats the fourth time today thats happened.

by the biggest bub September 13, 2011

fist me daddy

A majority of FaZe Jev and M3RKMUS1C's fan base use this catchphrase

FaZe Jev: *posts a video*
Subscribers: FIST US JEV! FIST ME DADDY

by Master of Fisting December 1, 2015

obey the fist

phrase taken from Invader Zim (see definition), simply meaning "bow to my will or be destroyed!"

I will flip burgers with my iron fist, then I will work my way up to ruling you ALL with my fist...YOU! OBEY THE FIST!

by Invader Matt January 26, 2004

Falcon Fist

A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.

Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.

by Cockdriller April 5, 2010

poo fist

Take poop (any kind will do) in your hand, squeeze your hand into a fist, and punch a deserving recipient.

If you piss me off again I am going to poo fist you!

by Dr. Casanova April 11, 2009

fist me daddy

Something fans of Faze Jev say, It originated from Pewdiepie. It also comes along with a side of 'mommy fuck me' and a lot of weird screaming through headsets from 12 year olds.

Kid: 'OHH YEAH FIST ME... OHH FIST ME DADDY OHH YEAHHHH'

Jev: 'Jesus fucking Christ'

by FaZe Jev fisting October 14, 2015