flashbang

when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect

me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!

by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019

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flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014

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Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

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FlashBang

A flashbang is an alternate word for a one night stand, just 10x more intelligent

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.

by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020

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Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.

Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?

by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022

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A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

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