Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.

XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged

by _Canadia April 6, 2021

Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022