Flaccid

Computer Science Term - When a server is experiencing background process failures which prevent effective function of hosted applications but do not cause the server itself to crash.

"The services won't come back up it's completely flaccid."

by rdn4 October 15, 2018

Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 01, 2025

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 15, 2023

Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 17, 2024

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 30, 2024