coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.

***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"

by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010

no filter friday

No filter friday also known as NFF means you take a picture as yourself with no filters at all on friday

Dude ima do a no filter friday in which me taking a pic of myself with no filters

by Dylpickle343 November 26, 2016

Roblox Filter

The roblox filter is #### but in #### it was ###### #####
#### THIS P*** OF S*** FILTER!

Roblox Filter
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Do you wanna play Jailbreak #?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I mean... its #### #### ####
Person 1: ####

by iamsocoolecksdee October 23, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

Three Fither

a black man, based off the Three Fifths Compromise, stating that slaves only count as 3/5 of a white man

"Yo, check the three fither stealing that kids bike."

by Jimmy Rice May 16, 2006