A hybrid person resulting from having been conquered by horny indiscriminant Spanish sailors. Basically, they are "Sea Mexicans". Dumber than regular Mexicans, they consider the equivalent of a nursing degree their baseline for a medical doctor. Nothing makes you fear for your life like having one for a nurse while you are helpless in the hospital. Greedy, petty, and materialistic personalities dominate their culture. They have "No shitting on the beach" pictograph signs, because they are basically unclean. Filipinos are incapable of giving directions to their own house. Their language makes them cluck out every word like "buk buk". Gunggong is their word for retard.
by TYMMCHN February 21, 2017
An asian type sort of people. Most consider themselves to be more of the HISPANIC ethnicity (because of the huge similarities in surnames) or their OWN kind of race.
A majority (Est:98%) of Filipino people are born and raised Catholic so DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ask them to engage or participate in any sort of misconduct. They are usually honest hard working folks who try to stay away from bad people and situations.
Famously known for their year round always sweet riped mangos and tagalog dialect, they are just about the most loveliest wonderful kind of people.
A majority (Est:98%) of Filipino people are born and raised Catholic so DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ask them to engage or participate in any sort of misconduct. They are usually honest hard working folks who try to stay away from bad people and situations.
Famously known for their year round always sweet riped mangos and tagalog dialect, they are just about the most loveliest wonderful kind of people.
Mixed Asian: hi where u from?
Filipino: I am FILIPINO! I come from de Philllipinnnes! Gada Sada Mada Hada!!!
Mixed Asian: ok already take it easy nobody is going to take away your mangos.
Filipino: I am FILIPINO! I come from de Philllipinnnes! Gada Sada Mada Hada!!!
Mixed Asian: ok already take it easy nobody is going to take away your mangos.
by M@d@mFcukaLot August 19, 2008
<< hey, man, can i borrow a dollar? >>
<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
by munkiedoo July 11, 2008
OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!
Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
by kai-tenga July 27, 2006
1. type at a rate of 10-20WPM
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
1.
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"
2.
s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"
3.
filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
4. see above
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"
2.
s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"
3.
filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
4. see above
by nagapleaz April 10, 2007
the typical citizen of backword country.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
filipinos have laziness caused by tropical climate.
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
by jaeseunglee December 30, 2007
by Adam Standley January 28, 2019