When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

No it isn't.
Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.
Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.
by DontScare July 28, 2022

Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022

by Officer Dez December 8, 2022

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021
