It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
by Kansas City Fats July 6, 2010
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by BBBert November 30, 2011
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others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.
others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.
After a long session of ass pounding to
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.
by Street whiz April 6, 2009
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Get the thunder felch mug.To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.
Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
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