i am a fard

Amogus I am fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

fard

a wet fart

sarah fards loudly in the hallway, not knowing whether or not she shitted.

by notkatiemcgrath July 13, 2022

fard

it means fart

i farded on the bus.

by minion_fard October 25, 2022

fard

i honestly don't know what this means but its funny.

person 1: i fard

person 2 what the heck do you mean fard?

by look dad im on urban dictionar October 23, 2023

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024