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fuckstick

Any stick-shaped object used to screw something or someone.
I lost my fuckstick in Kyle Wotring.
by Brave & sexy Foxx January 29, 2003
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Fuckstick

A fuckstick is a person who acts like a total asshole 24/7. Someone who annoy's everyone within a 20 foot radius. In act of rage one may yell out 'FUCKSTICK' if nothing better to say.
My God, your Dad is a total fuckstick, no wonder he wouldn't take us to the Strip joint.
by marley97 December 10, 2010
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Fuckstick

Someone who acts like a complete idiot and has absolutely no sense or couth. This person is a complete fucking moron.
Snowflake: Hey ya fuckstick, what in the fuck is wrong with you? No, no, no you listen here fuckstick!!
by DFW April 13, 2022
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fucksticks

commonly used by kunt and the gang fuckstick is used when something minor goes wrong so instead or saying shit or twat you can say fucksticks.
fucksticks I shit myself
by properbritishcunt November 17, 2018
mugGet the fucksticksmug.

fuckstick

I dunno som1 whos a fuckstick
Suck on the snotty end of my fuckstik.
by b00gerzRUl3 August 6, 2004
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Fuckstick

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
mugGet the Fuckstickmug.

fuckstick

your a fuckstick
by Bubbazombie December 13, 2017
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