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fuckstick

Any kind of stick or stick-like object used in sexual activities. It can be anything, from a baseball bat to a drumstick (poultry or the kind used in playing drums) a vibrator to the handbrake in one's car.
Last night, Mary used the fuckstick that Jill gave to her for her birthday on Rachel.
by Mr. Yum Yum February 4, 2007
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Shit, that hot chick took off with that fuckstick smackmuffer dammit!
by Mr. Fartowsky November 5, 2019
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Fuckstick

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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your a fuckstick
by Bubbazombie December 13, 2017
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commonly used by kunt and the gang fuckstick is used when something minor goes wrong so instead or saying shit or twat you can say fucksticks.
fucksticks I shit myself
by properbritishcunt November 17, 2018
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A great insult that is very satisfying and has no real meaning.
You fuckstick
by SmallChildWhoHatesSand June 12, 2018
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I dunno som1 whos a fuckstick
Suck on the snotty end of my fuckstik.
by b00gerzRUl3 August 6, 2004
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