wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)

Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru

by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014

Emperor Scott

Hahahahahahahaha! Remember that!? Remember when I said that!? Ha!

Hym "I didn't think Emperor Scott would ever leave! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.

"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"

by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022

fairy emperor penguin 🐧

Jared Klein’s official pet name

If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.

by God3825 October 6, 2022

Emperor Measles

Not to be confused with a Measles Emperor.

Emperor Measles is a discord dweller that bullies and insults kids online.

Also announces his entrance in the chat with a "Hm", like a fucking Anime Villain

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Emperor Measles, he likes to bully kids.
Person 1: Shouldn't we stop him?
Person 2: I would, but seeing them kids cry is hella funny

by Kay Ze Solo December 12, 2024

Emperor Trump

The supreme lord of America who wants to build a wall to secure his castle so he can finally focus on becoming a full orange and using his ultimate power to delete China and trap all of the silly silly libtards in a safe corner prison.

Emperor Trump is not pleased with you Obama.

by Magic music man December 31, 2019

Champ, the emperor of greater 政大 empire

Emperor of 政大帝國

Champ, the emperor of greater 政大 empire 我很好，你好不好？

我愛看電影

by Mohammed bin Abdul Rahim November 21, 2021