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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.
by nem- January 25, 2015
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bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008
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Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.
I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..
by facebookbloke July 21, 2011
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muff floss

when you givehead to a guy or a girl and their pubes get stuck between your teeth
have you been muff flossing?
by robysta March 14, 2003
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floosy

A women who prowls, flirts or has sex with married men
Sarah has been with a dozen married men. . She is such a floosy
by ziondystopia May 11, 2014
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Flassy

Flirty-Sas-Adj. It's an aggressive flirt. To take the day off, to say fuck peer pressure, having a margarita for breakfast. Why not? When you feel like you should eat a salad but say fuck it, i'm getting loaded baked potatoes on rye, buttered rye with fucking vanilla drippled mainly manly testosterone driven vanilla dipped but basically, any kind of DAMN drippled or dusted of dripped flavored crust on my fucking rye kind of day.
Lizzith the strong armed... need I say more. Oh, and my mom has 3 pairs of leather pants... literally.. three. oh.. ok.
I was downtown at the bakery and i wanted a hot dog but i said oh no i need to get something light so i said oh bitch i want a salad ( i was feeling flassy)
by tegjoo May 6, 2011
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ass floss

that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!
by Anonymous May 4, 2003
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