Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

fishing for likes

Usually a fucking attention whore who can't live without likes on her/his photos, generually she/he pleases people to like it.

Fishing for likes:

-like my profile picture plz I'll like yours back xxxxx

-No.

by WelFakU2 October 16, 2013

fishing license

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

by improviduto August 26, 2005

fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore

girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments

by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009

fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

by Remulus February 19, 2009

fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016