Chad Facts

The art of randomly representing complete lies as the truth in a casual conversation with absolutely no purpose or benefit to anyone.

Person1: Hey guys. What's for lunch today?
Chad: Did you guys know there is only 1 KFC in Summit County?
Person1: STFU Chad
#Chad Facts

by ChadLies November 06, 2019

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fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own

fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot

by patt .. April 11, 2009

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Alternative facts

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative

"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference — eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.

by Indian on Indian Road January 22, 2017

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Untrue Fact

Randomly interrupting a conversation with a complete random lie to try to convince as many people in the room that it is true.

If you detect an Untrue Fact you reply saying "Untrue Fact yeah?"

If you reply saying something like "seriously mate?" your a fucking idiot.

Here lads did you know in 2003 Italy was the first country in the world to successfully clone a horse that is capable of understanding basic algebra?

................Really?

No "Untrue Fact" you dick!

by Leeto.and.HarveyMilk November 22, 2010

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