Fadget

Any mechanical device that is extremely popular. A conjunction of the words Fad and Gadget.

Tim: Hey did you get the new IPhone?

Bill: No man, I have no use for one.

Tim: You have to, it's the hottest fadget since the tamagotchi.

by Benjamin5 January 10, 2009

faggety

An 80's word not to be confused with "faggoty" (which is a derogatory term for exhibiting homosexual tendencies)-"faggety" refers to power-pop bands in metal/rock guise such as Bon Jovi, Poison, and Cinderella. Even non-faggety bands might put out a faggety album (such as KISS with "Crazy Nights").

Black Sabbath - non faggety
Iron Maiden - non faggety
Twisted Sister - non faggety
Deep Purple - non faggety
Meat Loaf - non faggety

Queensryche - kinda faggety
Bon Jovi - pretty faggety
Winger - very faggety
Warrant - EXTREMELY faggety
Metallica - not faggety, but douchebags

by wildirishrosie July 26, 2010

fagget

Derogatory term for a gay man who cannot spell, or for a gay man who can spell but is being insulted by someone who cannot. It is very offensive.

"You're such a dumbass fagget, you can't spell!"

by Mark Williamson November 6, 2006

Fayettenam Metal

The new wave of rotten garage music performed by untalented white suburban and rural 16-28 year olds. Originating in the foothills of Appalachia, this bland combo of hardcore/thrash/bad cover songs is performed at your local roller rink or bingo hall, with a typical attendance of about 80; mostly young impressionable girls who sleep with/go down on all members of said bands.
Your typical Fayettenam Metal band has a name in their title or a very short name that's easy for their stoner fans to remember. Examples include Land Mynd, Slick & the Uglies, Bow Down and Mental Pain. Many more exist but don't advertise.
Songs sung by these bands range from new Green Day and A7x to old 90's alt-rock set to a hardcore tempo, wherein the singer attempts to scream like an old-school death metaller, failing miserably. Guitarists tend to show off on stage, usually by imitating Jimi Hendrix. This is a prime example of their lack of life focus, as they spend most waking hours practicing an instrument that will make them no money.
Beware negativity around Fayettenam bands, as they do not handle criticism well, and you might wind up getting beaten up by their fans and harems.

Boy 1: I can play the guitar! And I know every Metallica and Green Day song! Let's form a band!
Boy 2: I love emo but won't admit it! I'll be in your band and we can impress the local school girls and they'll have to sleep with us! Let's go putz around the mall and hang up fliers!
Boy 3: Let's get stoned first and then tell everyone of our Fayettenam Metal, because we're proud to be the scum of the earth!

Girl 1: I want to sleep with some long-haired potheads and maybe take a shot in the mouth by a horrible bass player.
Girl 2: No problem! Let's put our diaphragms in and go to the Fayettenam Metal show. There will be plenty for the both of us.

by Prof. Wreck June 26, 2007

fayette county dumbass

Retarded racist rednecks from Fayette County, PA who say the dumbest stuff imaginable.

Fayette County Dumbass: "There's only 18 white guys on the Steelers, the rest are jiggy-boos."

by JBauer May 21, 2006

fadget

a midget who is also a faggot

Look at that fadget walking into Walmart

by Poopdeck Johnson October 10, 2008

fagette

A gay frenchman. Derived from "faggot" and "baguette."

Hey, look at that fagette with the baguette!

by Matt "Bawdy Wet Nurse" Orazem September 30, 2005