Explaining Your Giraffe

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010

Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

exploring the cave

The act of greasing yourself up and crawling head-first into
a woman's vaginal opening. Usually very bloody unless the proper precautions are taken. Sometimes best down with a running start.

I was exploring the cave last night. That's why I was late.

by Naes Ttekcup December 28, 2005

Exploding Bangodaro hair

A popular hairstyle among "Scene girls"

Person 1: That girl has big hair
Person 2: It's like Exploding bangodaro Hair.

by Ryanbbb December 28, 2008

exploiticians

politicians and others who are exploitative. the practice of exploitative behavior.

The exploiticians in Congress are a bunch of windbags bellowing their nonsense for their own purposes and gain at the expense of others.

by 1jyl February 5, 2010

Exploding whale

When Jaime Gonzalez (battle cat) eats too much cheese and milk and has to let loose an exploding whale

Benny: Holy shit jaime, Y U eat that shizzzz

Jaime: so I can shizzz an exploding whale, U want eat?

Benny: Yusssss

by tournapart November 27, 2013

Exploding frog

An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.

Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014