elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008

elastica

Early riders of britpop during the mid 90s. Band's was comprised of the lead singer Justine Frischmann, Donna Matthews, Annie Holland and Justin (NOT JustinE) Welch.

Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1

Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace

After losing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002.

Elastica sure beat Blur. Suede beat both though!

by Lauren Anderson September 15, 2005

elasticity

Being able to bounce back after failing. Showing adaptibility within a problem. Resilience. Perseverance. Not letting changes bring you down and ruin your hardwork.

The team showed elasticity when they changed they're play

by Cheerleading1012 December 29, 2014

Eurasian

Anyone who is of asian and european blood (such as japanese and french)

the most attractive of the mixed/interracial girls
examples of such girls are

-Leah Dizon (a huge hit in Japan)
-Kristin Kreuk (Lana from smallville)
-Misa Campo (Import Model)
-Maggie Q

Eurasians are awesome!

by elite777 July 20, 2009

elasdick

To wrap at least three rubber bands around one's penis before sex, acting like a ribbed condom, while still letting semen to pass through.

Terry wanted to be ribbed for her pleasure, but was a catholic and didn't want to anger god. The elasdick seemed like an obvious choice.

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

elastoclit

A clitoris having the ability to stretch as though it were a balloon worthy of a balloon animal.

As the porn star pulled her elastoclit, she moaned..."fuck me"!

by Andre Howe April 5, 2007