essie

Short form for escort, a person who provides companionship and more for money. Used on outlets where the word escort might trigger review or blocking.

I am world-class essie, concerned with the well being of my clients.

by JZPop April 11, 2025

Mish-ession

A large mission, that is of the soul purpouse of getting baked.

A combination of Mission- and Session.

"Dude, were going all the way into the underground to get baked!"

- You mean a mish-ession?
- FUCK YEA

by karl da king May 22, 2006

Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022

pro-fucking-essional

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".

You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.

by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 11, 2020