Escortion

Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.

"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV July 23, 2009

ford 91 escort

(n.) one of the best vehicles known to mankind; great gas mileage, ideal for a 17 year old chick who works as a barista for only $6.75 an hour.

"ford 91 escort, missing hubcap, tinted windows, BRAND NEW WINDSHIELD"

by time4schleep October 17, 2008

foot escort

One who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around. In addition, escorts often perform fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

If in need of a good pole smoking, call for a foot escort.

by Chief Goulet May 2, 2006

escorts

Escorts = A community, agency or collective group of more than one escort. A group who may Escort another person and partake of Escorting activities

An example would be an escorts agency or a community of escorts in a forum or a news board or a collective term to describe all people who describe themselves as an escort or call girl.

by escorts January 14, 2007

Escolastica

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.

Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."

by chica_22 February 5, 2010

transsexual escort

A term for a transgendered person, commonly preoperative, paid by the hour for companionship, but usually for sex. Also known as a higher priced prostitute.

"I'm finally going to try it and find myself a transsexual escort"

by RobbiRacks.com September 19, 2017

Alexander Escobar

A Faggot

Bruh deadass Alexander Escobar’s a faggot

by ImSnoogie July 22, 2020