epic fail 

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

epic fail by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009

epic fail 

the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.

sam: EPIC FAILLLL
rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide!
sam: Epic break up!
rob: Epic FAILLLL
emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.

epic fail by emiiiilayy June 26, 2008

epic fail 

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

epic fail by vid007 March 13, 2011

epic fail 

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

epic fail by Epic failage April 11, 2011

Epic Fail 

To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

Epic Fail by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011

Epic Fail 

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

Epic Fail by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

Epic Fail 

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

Epic Fail by Abdellah March 10, 2012