epic fail

a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.

johnny v is an epic fail.

by hahaa. December 18, 2009

Epic fail kid

Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"

Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!

Person 1: -shoots self-

by Kaiju91 July 10, 2011

Epic Fail Ale

Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.

Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).

Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.

Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*

by wmmw May 29, 2009

epic fail

The words are self-explanatory; inspired from games like Guitar Hero, the words are used when someone fails to complete something, or made fun of him/herself while doing so.

Speaker 1: Dude, im so gonna make this basket!
*he misses
Speaker 2: Haha, epic fail man.

by CutthroatCasey January 16, 2009

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

epic fail

when steven gets owned by playing too much ms

wow gg steven u epic fail!

by jupha November 22, 2007

Epic Fail Guy

A 4Chan Meme that never seems to win, and fails in epic proportions. You can always see EFG in the infamous Guy Fawkes mask.

FUCKING GET... Epic Fail Guy fails at failing!

by Tokeyo Beat January 12, 2008