English Teacher

Empty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it.

Today my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.

by Shitty_english_teacher September 29, 2021

proper English

The language which should be used in any instance where English is being used. This means no sticky caps, no netspeak, no leet speak, no 12yr old Aol girl speak.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

by Ashley December 22, 2004

english courtroom

six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.

One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.

by Lip Ho January 27, 2004

english papers

will literaly drain your life away

guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?

guy#2: must have been that english paper

by defiler October 13, 2003

english accent

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

by EdShnee June 28, 2015

Engrish

The beginning of a verbal catastrophe. You will start off mocking the way Asians say English but then all your L's will become R's. This virus will spread to your friends, family, and perhaps even your dog.

Used enough times, this epidemic will consume your Engrish vocabulary.

"No speako Engrish! Haha that's hilarious.

Hey did you check your emair yet?
No no, it'd the spreading! MY ENGRISH-"

by Dohboy SHS January 14, 2010

English Dictionary

The opposite of Urban Dictionary

Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.

English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.

Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches

by Matthew the Alchemist October 11, 2013