Electrical Engineer

A person with substantial skills in imaginary mathematics and the ability to use these unreal numbers to come up with an answer that applies only some of the time.

Also: A person whose ship is so far past the point of entry that the only hope is to crash through the rocks to the other side.

Must be an EE (Electrical Engineer): reference song, "Purdue EE Theme Song - Anon"

by e^(j * pi) = -1 November 18, 2003

engineer

A kick-ass uber-genius with godly math and science abilities, the training for wich being at the expence of those abilities for spelling and talking to members of the opposite sex.

"You know that you're an engineer if you can prove it mathematically"

by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003

Afro Engineer

To put something together in a makeshift fashion.

See also: nigger rig and jerry rig

I managed to afro engineer that broken plane wing with a roll of duct tape.

by Timmah December 26, 2003

Engineering

n. A profession, usually taught in universities as a four-year program. It's far more rigorous than most other programs available to university students, with the benefit of near-guaranteed employment after graduation. Downsides include not being able to get laid and extreme social awkwardness.

Arts majors:

Look, isn't that one of those engineering students? Man, what a pathetic loser. We're so much cooler lolol.

Engineering student:

It's this "loser" here that'll be making 70 grand a year right after graduating. Enjoy your degree in Classical Literature suckers, it'll probably qualify you for flipping burgers.

by monosodium glutamate April 18, 2009

Engineur

An individual who has experience as an engineer who has suddenly thrust themselves into the world of business, startups, and emerging technology with a focus on starting a venture utilizing their inherent skills and abilities.

I know this guy at my old company who used to be an awesome engineer. He left it all behind to freelance and begin working on building his own technology startup. Now we call him an Engineur.

by inseyet October 26, 2010

Engineered Dialogue

A message that is created using Social Engineering in an effort to manipulate the ideals of different demographics of society to influence their social/political/religious behavior.

The message is first placed on social networking like Twitter or message boards like 4Chan. It is then repeated by an individual in multiple posts using multiple accounts over a serious of weeks. Others pick up this message and reinforce it by repeating it. Over time the message works it's way into everyday society.

Due to the repetition of the message in various Outlets over time, the people seeing the message begin to a tribute truth to it. The more the messages repeated the less likely they are to question it. Once the message is adopted is truth it begins to influence Society to the gains of its creators.
The mainstream media does this regularly.
The rise of Pepe or kek from being substanceless to trolling the media Hillary Clinton the 2016 election illustrated the course of engineered dialogue in it society. Due to an organized effort in 2012 across 4Chan - lead by b r9k pol to prove their influence & relevance...and because normies kept steeling their memes

The Pepe meme showed how the engineered Dialogue travels from a few obscure message board posts on 4Chan to troll Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election

by Cy-Fi July 22, 2017

vehicle engineer

When you drive a car off a cliff or off a road by an "accident" during a race, especially in a video game.

Did you see that? Rithed wasn't paying attention and he pulled a vehicle engineer!

by GucciAirFryer September 15, 2015