Slick Edgar

Sexual act noted for its intense perversion. In the Edgar, a live hampster is impaled on a corkscrew, coated in mayonnaise, and inserted rectally. The hampster can be moved about or kept in place as a furry butt-plug.

I bet Richard Gere wishes he hadn't forgotten to secure that corkscrew last time he Slick Edgared.

by Professor Jones May 4, 2005

engayged

When two men have pledged to marry one another.

Pronunciation key: extra emphasis is put on the word "gay" (i.e. en-GAY-ged).

Mark: Hey Brad, did you hear that Dillon and Bruce are moving to the Castro?

Brad: Yea man, didn't you know they were engayged?

by gekkotr November 28, 2010

edgar

the best fucking dude alive!! He is the Kelly Slater of pussy juice wave riding, he'll let you borrow money when you need it! The type of person who wont do you dirty. A clean awesome friend to have.

guy: "Dude, if your name was edgar and i was a chick, i would totally bounce on your cock!"

guy 2: "I know!"

by western vagina February 4, 2010

engaygements

Engaygements are promises to marry between two same-sex couples (two (2) males or two (2) females). Some engaygements are announced at an engaygement party where both gay and straight couples celebrate a previously publicized engaygement.

if same-sex marriage is legalized, there will be several hundred-thousand engaygements prior to all the weddings.

by the_sauceman August 29, 2009

Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

Edgar

He seems really shy at first but once you really get to know him, he's so fun and outgoing. He laughs just like me. He has a humble heart and a gentle spirit. He really loves with all his heart. He is not perfect but he almost is. He is extremely handsome and charming. He has the best conversation and his kisses are out of this world. He is committed and such a lover. I really love this man. He is kind, compassionate and my best friend.

Edgar is the man of my dreams

by My Cheley April 12, 2019