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jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.
dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.
by kgthelion October 24, 2010
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chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape
Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"
by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013
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New England

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day
"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"
by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015
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Lord English

A character in the webcomic Homestuck. He is an indestructible demon who will be summoned at the end of the universe to destroy it; however, he can travel in time, and so attempts to prevent his arrival are futile, because he is already here. This phrase - "he is already here" - is a common catchphrase among fans of the comic (and among friends of fans who actually have no idea what they're talking about).
Lord English made his first appearance in the comic in the end of Act 5 intermission, when he possessed the crippled body of Doc Scratch. Here, he takes the form of a hulking green monster with a peg leg, eyes which look like constantly-changing billiard balls, a long coat embellished with rainbow patterns, and a suspicious resemblance to Dave Strider's puppet companion, Lil Cal. He is responsible for the death, by rainbow AK47, of Andrew Hussie. It's thought that he will kill again. It's also thought that he can only be killed by exploiting glitches in the time stream.
Not to be confused with Lord British, a character in the game series Ultima.
"HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO STOP ME...
WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?"
- Lord English
by thehuw July 22, 2012
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Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.
"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"
by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011
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engagographic

It's an interactive infographic. Basically, nerds discovered the idea of interactive banners and found a way to make it lame. Now you can interact with your statistics! LMAO, who wants to interact with statistics and all, weirdos. Just be careful of anyone who uses this word, more careful of people who claim this is fun.
The clients were bored of the static infographics, so we showed them some "engagographics" and they started having a rave.
by Meowgli February 28, 2022
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English

"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"

Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
by nomanito May 14, 2016
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