Emotionally Numb

Being so hurt you can’t cry anymore or having no feelings at all

Jerry became emotionally numb after his dog died and girlfriend broke up with him.

by Armani09 October 21, 2023

(emotionally)

Don't be mad
It's going to be fine

You don't have to worry
Lean back (emotionally) and tell me when we're meeting!

by Krkič August 10, 2023

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023

Emotionally repressed

Someone that has no moods, just a positive stupor all the time.

The bubbly girl was always optimistic and positive because she had no other moods like relatable humans do (no negative thoughts would compute), she was an emotionally repressed machine keeping everyone and everything on lockdown all the time.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

emotionally edging

A toxic relationship or toxicity.

Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.

Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'

by edeninoctober September 28, 2022

emotionally enclaved

When your body and mind are taken over by emotion without regard to boundaries

When I met the man of my dreams, I was emotionally enclaved with love and affection.

by Love child October 19, 2015