Educated swigs

An educated guess at how much alcohol constitutes a shot from a bottle. Usually done when shot glasses are unavailable or you're too drunk to see/find it

You should have seen me last night; I must have had like a dozen shots. Can't say for sure, I was taking educated swigs

by Salmonite December 6, 2009

ejumacate

To educate

I need to ejumacate Fredward. He's been held back 6 times.

by Professor of English Lit. April 23, 2014

ill-educated

A word used by people who are "uneducated".

I be ill-educated.

by iteachgrammar February 29, 2016

educated

Refers to a beating often severe or even deadly inflicted on a person by another, esp. a outlaw biker. One who says or does something insulting or threatening to a biker will probably be educated, meaning he has learned, hopefully, to not be stupid and cop an attitude around a patch wearing biker. Often it is a drunk guy in a party or bar who thinks he can beat the biker in a fight. Maybe he can but if he does he will be educated later by the rest of the club, hence the saying "one on all, all on one".

A friend asks another about his black eyes, missing teeth and stitched up face. The friend says he hit on a biker's old lady at a party and the biker became angry and educated him, teaching him that it was the wrong thing to have done. He has learned that bikers don't suffer fools in their midst. The price of "stupid" is steep.

by fierce cravin bob December 14, 2010

get educated

When a girl gives you a blowjob. Comes from getting smart or getting knowledge because when you get smart you get educated.

Kid #1: Yo, what'd you do this weekend?
Kid #2: Man you know, went to my girl's house.
Kid #1: Oh word, what happened? You get educated?
Kid #2: Yea man, she sucked my dick.
Kid #1: Yea man, that's how we do!

by Ya boy Big E May 17, 2006

Educate

To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.

Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."

Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

edumakated

The same as edumacated just spelt wrong by a idiot

idiot:Yea man i'm so edumakated!

Normal person of society:1 is educated 2 you even spelt edumacated wrong you dip-shit

by Jalis Adan (guild wars) January 8, 2008