Eden

An extremly bitchy guy. Eden would flirt with anyone even your dog but strangely seems to have a hate for dumb white chicks. Especially blonde ones named emily.......people often question his sexuality. Besides his Bitch ass attitude he's an amazing friend to have, an eden is ready to fight for you even if there's to battle. Sadly because of this nature, an eden can also be described as a little hyperactive and "easily triggered". But get to know your eden....before you get kicked off a cliff.

"Dude eden.......are you gay today or straight?"

Eden: "why ask? Wanna date or something? You're pretty cute."

by YIYIT August 11, 2018

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A rude girl, She never wants to share with her friends and she likes hogging all the shit she can get to. She always breaks every electronic device she gets because she is clumsy and she gets hurt very easily. She cries over stupid things and cries every second of the day. She says she has a “boyfriend” but she doesn’t because no one wants to date her because she’s too rude and selfish. She likes to take people into the bathroom with her so they can smell her shit and watch her piss. She is scared of the dark and “clowns”. She gets scared very easily and is like a cat and a pickle. She is emotionally and mentally unstable.

Joey: Hey, Landon, I think Eden is so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Landon: Okay whatever you say bro. You guys are too young to date.
Joey: I’m gonna have sex with her and make up weird poses on the tire swing!
Landon: Uhh. Okay bro. Gotta go sorry!

by Ugly heoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeo October 28, 2019

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a ugly bitch. she’s very rude and very creepy. she’s a fake friend and you shouldn’t be friends with you. she gets mad when you hang out with other people haha petty. gets jealous easily. should move to aint artica. this ones for you ava winky

Bye eden have fun in aint artica!! don’t come back

by Periodttttwjsjajsu October 17, 2019

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