Eden 

A Bitch

Somebody: hey how are you
Eden:shut up

Eden by Segcfrolo November 11, 2020

Eden 

A guy, like no other. His heavenly mane of hair flies in the wind like a kite, free, proud. He knows who is into him but once his mind is set on one girl he will never give up.
Eden is among the beauties in life, like tacos, puppies and gingers.

Oh look it's Eden... cool

Eden by Not_eden June 7, 2017

Eden 

Eden loves to rides bikes and is a really loveable person.

Eden can be a Dick

Eden by Gray Bennett May 22, 2019

Eden 

Eden is very ugly she should never be trusted. She has a bad taste in music and she will break any man's heart. She's incompetent and selfish. If you leave her with your stuff alone it will be stolen and or broken.

Eden is horrible

Eden by Jack vurton July 18, 2018

Eden 

a person who makes people wanna die

Omg he's such a eden.

Eden by HUHHE April 13, 2019

Eden 

Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.

Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."

Eden by Altis May 6, 2016

Eden 

Can do massive shits

Edens shite smells like shite

Eden by Jxksgwjdhq September 16, 2018