Ejaculation Annihilation

When the cum pressure is so much the receiver gags or a body part is injured

Man I was getting a blow job and I had a Ejaculation Annihilation all in her eye, she still can't see

by Tefffffereds45464564 August 24, 2008

Eggjaculation

The act of "spraying" eggs out of your penis.

Eggjaculation hurts like a mother fucker.

by Posiden1234 October 7, 2008

Ejaculation Leviosa

Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.

by CalvinMacaroon November 30, 2010

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

by Simone88 April 4, 2010

ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

creative ejaculation

When some one has too many ideas, tries to be over-creative and you just want to finish the damn thing.

- What if we do a crazy pink rabbit?
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!

by zidu October 5, 2010