Damn! Look at that Eckvak!
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A really nice person who is shy and doesn’t talk first. Things they are ugly but isn’t and makes Tik Toks
by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019
Get the eckenswiller mug.Eckar is a outgoing person that will always find a way to make you smile. and a smile that catch's your heart. With huge genitals having you speechless. If you are in bed with him its goin to be the best sex you would ever had. with eyes that changes colors with how he feels. His only downfall is his bipolar feelings towards everyone feeling nobody can be trusted. He always protective if somebody messes with who he loves even goin as far to kill for them.
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Get the ecket mug.A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
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Get the Eckington School mug.A tall, ginger boy who can play pretty much any musical instrument you'd like him to. Absolute pro when it comes to running about his gaff under timed conditions. Also, an Oscar Eckersley will most-likely have to ask his mother, Grace , before going on a mad night out with the lads. Overall, everyone could do with an Oscar Eckersley to brighten up their life.
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