dumbass

The man who lost the popular and electoral vote.

See John Kerry

Looks like that dumbass didn't win enough votes. I guess I'll move to Canada.

by John Cusack November 20, 2004

dumbass

you only have friends because they want ur money

by CodySwallows November 5, 2003

dumbass

1)sumone who you have to explain the most simple thing in the world to(repeat about 3 times..........then give up)

2)a person who looks the word dumbass up in the dictionary

3)a person that admits they are a dumbass

1)umm.........i cant think of anything simple because im a dumbass

2)ppl who look up dumbass are dumbasses!!!!!!!!!

3)im a dumbass!

by mullet January 29, 2005

Dumbass

A buttocks with a degraded memory

You fucking dumbass. Go fuck yourself.

by Spike Minoda July 10, 2004

dumbass

Someone who desperately wants to be in a band but, being largely untalented is relegated to the bass guitar - which s/he cannot play very well.

Hey man, that Sid Vicious was a real dumbass

by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004

dumbass

Someone who in an attempt to shed light on other's dumbassery, make themselves look like a jackass. Can also be used to refer to people who think that they are clever political satarists, but have the English skills of Frenchman.

"Clever" definition of Bush by some dumbass. Note the great spelling, I'm glad that Bush is the "presendent" who is obviously an idiot because he choked on a "pretzil." I'm sure your poignant satire would be offensive, and your spelling wouldn't be laughed at, retard.

"The only presendent of the United States of America to be all most assassinated by a pretzil.

Oh my god he must be a dumb fuck!!!"

by Slath September 15, 2005

dumbass

You are when you think everyone but you!

You are a dubass if you think everyone but you is a dumbass!

by Ankido September 11, 2006