douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

arch douche

1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.

Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.

by grlwholvd January 26, 2011

douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

by AyeJaye October 2, 2007

douche bag flag

Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.

Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.

Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?

Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.

by McSantos May 18, 2009

Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.

(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"

by windsy February 3, 2010

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

by TWCMan April 5, 2011