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Douchebaggery

The act of being a complete and total asshole.
Jeff: I turned down this pretty girl yesterday for not liking my shoes

Carmen: thats just douchebaggery
by Penismcburgerpenis March 7, 2010
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douchebaggery

An word describing the actions of a douche bag.
"I refuse to take part in this douchebaggery"

"Tom and his douchebaggery"
by Sanctum Ent. February 3, 2010
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Douchebaggery

The doing or performing of shinanigans. Usually done with friends to other friends. (Verb)
guy knocks friends hat off.
Friend: Dude, why must you perform this douchebaggery

Freind 1: should we perform douchebaggery at lunch today?
Friend 2: lets &%*#^@! do it!!!
by Tico Mann October 30, 2009
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Tim's douchebaggery

An act of a Chief executive officer, Head of marketing or a Financial officer in a company, that sets prices for their products exceedingly high to extract maximal value from customers, knowing that the company they work for is a monopolist within a very narrowly defined market and thus subjected to limited actual competition, while making it hard for authorities to enact anti-monopoly policies and lower prices for consumers through regulation.
Wow, the prices of these laptops are so high, they border on Tim's douchebaggery!
Such unusually high profits for a company in that market must surely be a sign of Tim's douchebaggery.
by slice17 October 21, 2021
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Douchebaggery

I'm tired of Paldain and all his douchebaggery.
by UntoldProphecy May 29, 2011
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A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.
Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you!!
by Britz82 September 25, 2014
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