A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
by MacGyver's Apprentice May 17, 2017
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n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams
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a theatre person who just doesn't get it
they may be too annoying, LOVE Disney, are obsessed with Wicked, Phantom, and/or Les Mis, not that smart, make you uncomfortable when they talk, try to be funny...but they're not, and genuinely TOO happy
Didles sing the solos backstage during the show because they weren't talented enough to get the lead with the solo.
a theatre person who just doesn't get it
they may be too annoying, LOVE Disney, are obsessed with Wicked, Phantom, and/or Les Mis, not that smart, make you uncomfortable when they talk, try to be funny...but they're not, and genuinely TOO happy
Didles sing the solos backstage during the show because they weren't talented enough to get the lead with the solo.
"Omg! I just saw Wicked for the fourth time this weekend!!! It's my favorite Musical ever!!! I love Idina Menzel! She sounds SO good in Frozen!...The snow glows white on the mountain tonight...." - A didle
"I think I'm going to be a theatre teacher OR on Broadway...I haven't decided yet" - A didle
"* takes a 'Which Disney Princess are YOU?' Buzzfeed quiz to see their type* OMG I'm SUCH an Aurora!" - A didle
*Auditions for Rent: Student Edition with 'On My Own'" - A didle
....*auditions for 'Rent: Student Edition' in general* - A didle
"I think I'm going to be a theatre teacher OR on Broadway...I haven't decided yet" - A didle
"* takes a 'Which Disney Princess are YOU?' Buzzfeed quiz to see their type* OMG I'm SUCH an Aurora!" - A didle
*Auditions for Rent: Student Edition with 'On My Own'" - A didle
....*auditions for 'Rent: Student Edition' in general* - A didle
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