didle

noun
a theatre person who just doesn't get it
they may be too annoying, LOVE Disney, are obsessed with Wicked, Phantom, and/or Les Mis, not that smart, make you uncomfortable when they talk, try to be funny...but they're not, and genuinely TOO happy
Didles sing the solos backstage during the show because they weren't talented enough to get the lead with the solo.

"Omg! I just saw Wicked for the fourth time this weekend!!! It's my favorite Musical ever!!! I love Idina Menzel! She sounds SO good in Frozen!...The snow glows white on the mountain tonight...." - A didle

"I think I'm going to be a theatre teacher OR on Broadway...I haven't decided yet" - A didle

"* takes a 'Which Disney Princess are YOU?' Buzzfeed quiz to see their type* OMG I'm SUCH an Aurora!" - A didle

*Auditions for Rent: Student Edition with 'On My Own'" - A didle

....*auditions for 'Rent: Student Edition' in general* - A didle

didle by TheatreGuy696969 October 2, 2016

didle

A widdle widdle penis that is constantly pulled and tugged.

OMG that old lady has a didle!!!!!!!!

didle by Masterpenis February 11, 2008

Fidle Didle 

To ejaculate on one's nipple usually after rubbing the nipple.

Oh baby I'm gonna Fidle Didle you all night long

Fidle Didle by Kyce27 February 26, 2017

fingle didle 

Fingering a chicks puss

I fingle didled your mum last night

fingle didle by Hans Gretel January 10, 2018

thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.

Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit

thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018

e-diddle 

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.

Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends

e-diddle by YammyThaGod April 6, 2020

Dicle 

A very beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her tummy is one of the cutest things in the world. At the same time, her hair is just gorgeous. Also, she has a cutest nose in the world. There are too many features to name. Shes very strong and independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. I don't know anyone that I care about more than her. Shes truly an original. I would fight for her. I would die for her. Shes my heart, my soul, my existence. Shes my everything. Shes me best friend in the entire world and I wouldn't rather anyone else to take her place. Shes the sweetest girl with a voice that could end a war with just one sentence. I tell her everything. Either good news or bad news, shes always there to support me. Shes knows everything about me and I know everything about her. All I want to do is make her happy. Even the image of her sad breaks my heart. Shes not the type of girl that you just pick up at a bar and bring home. She'll enchant you in every way possible. She'll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away. We've had too many wonderful memories to count. I never stop thinking about her. I love her. I love everything about her. Ive never been happier. There will never be another girl like her, trust me. Shes perfect.

OMG DICLES COMING

HOW DO I LOOK?

YOU LOOK GOOD BUT SHE WILL NEVER WANT YOU

Dicle by Youwillneverknow191991 January 17, 2018