DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!

by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008

DILF

Down syndrome id like to fuck

Oh man did you see that DILF

by Scotte Owen December 18, 2018

DILF

dad I'd like to fuck; hot, attractive male with children that you would like to fuck.

I really don't care that Craig has 2 kids, I'd still do him...like he's such a DILF!

by DMoneyMillions July 15, 2010

DILF

Droid I'm Looking For - Star Wars

You're not the DILF. I'll look elsewhere.

by Practical Anarchist June 24, 2015