dike on a bike with no seat.

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

by ty pigg April 28, 2010

doe dike

N: an attractive lesbian who dresses like a man.

Loafy is such a doe dike, with her bike and her man pants..but she's got the cutest cheeks in the world!

by loafextraordinarybikekeeperfromdaygo February 6, 2007

Dike clip

a carabiner used for anything and everything except climbing

I attach my keys to my pants with a dike clip.

by allicat1196 February 25, 2009

dike-aholic

The act of doing very lesbian things with other people and can't control themselves. Usually towards guys that do womanly things like shopping, cooking, wearing make up, etc.

Hey Josh have you seen Joe lately.
Yeah he's acting like a dike-aholic.

by ReaL April 22, 2014

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

Dike

A stupid person who looks like a prostitue on a daily basis

Oh mate you look like a ''dike'

by aladinslambo August 27, 2017

Mr Dikes

Mr Dikes is a name associated with a pedo who likes to tickle little boys Mr dikes is a scary man.

Omg stop touching that little boy your suck a Mr Dikes

by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019