dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014

dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.

Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.

by Kewpie Dan May 1, 2006

dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick

Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed

by NixonIsBack July 15, 2008

Dickweed Head

A complete fucked up useless piece of shit.

Dickweed HEads that have white haired tols that play tennis and soccer, have fat ass gay friends and looks like a goat.

by Andrew Kevan March 17, 2009

dickweeds

Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?

by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008

dickweed

A person who is beyond the word stupidity, he (it's usually used with males)would be a loner and would do anything to be your friend. Most of the time he is seriously pissing off and ends up getting his ass kicked. (he would hate being called dickweed... but smiles when you do). sometimes the name dickweed sticks to a certain person, until everyone starts calling them "dickweed".

N.B: DICKweed Has nothing to do with "dicks" or "weed" :)

"your such a fucking dickweed"
"hey dickweed, suck my dick"

by The Real Meanings July 13, 2007

dickweed

the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.

person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.

by pimptastic11111 March 13, 2008