Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.

"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"

by Meowwoman March 22, 2009

Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

Cylindrical Pouring Device

Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.

TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know

by TheJoker December 13, 2004

Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

by gash rash July 5, 2011

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

Douche Day Device

A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.

The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008