When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .
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Get the isabelle denise valentinemug. A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021
Get the Denise Colemug.