deefer

one who wears a hat on one's head

that kid is a deefer

by jimmers jim December 31, 2006

Deeper Daddy

A man who loves pulsation. Professional birder. Not allowed 25 feet from a school. Also did not fucking touch her.

Deeper daddy is coming for you.

by Ddqwerty July 2, 2021

Deeker

a cute and friendly animal. preferably a dog

that deeker is so cute

by the emo redneck June 17, 2018

deever

DVD (Digital Versatile Disc).

I am going to go watch a deever right now.

by Eric Baal November 1, 2001

deezer

Like a nerd, geek, dweeb, spaz, only smarter, more mature and gets laid

Dude, I'm not a geek, I'm a DEEZER.

by WildWill October 17, 2006

Deemer

An individual with an often mysterious past. Half of the time people assume it is because he has nothing going on. The other half of the time they believe he is some sort of superman because of everything he seems to have his hand in.

Either he is a complete sham, or a completely unique individual.

Guy A: "Dude, how the fuck did Deemer win the awards for physical fitness, intelligence, and aptitude?"
Guy (but usually Girl) B: "I don't know man, he's probably just a solid guy."
Guy A: "I think he's cheating."
Guy/ Girl B: *to themself* "At least he doesn't need to compensate for something by being jealous."

by Who posted this? February 19, 2012

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018