Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

Deer Ankles

What Burger King sells basically

"Yo you want sum from burger king gang? Hell nah nigga ion eat that shit taste like deer ankles"

by anonymous March 27, 2023

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake

Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.

by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube

I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker

by Backspace123 July 31, 2016

gay deer

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.

Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*

by Gaydeer June 3, 2021

City Deer

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights

I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked

by johnhardy11 December 19, 2011