Dashboarding

verb

The mysterious act of “going to check something in the car” during a social gathering, only to return with suspiciously high energy, intense jaw action, and an overuse of the word “bro.”

Origin: Coined after a legendary night of camping when someone got caught doing cocaine off their car dashboard by a park ranger. Instantly elevating “dashboarding” to urban legend status among the friend group.

“Has anyone seen Jake?”
“He said he left his phone in the car.”
“Bro… he’s dashboarding.”

Dashboarding by The Cartagena 3 July 14, 2025

peace dashboard 

When a person cracks an egg on their head and then slides down a roof before going to a local zoo to see a black and white Gloucester Old Spot pig.

Did you hear that Geoff went peace dashboard?

peace dashboard by Thiqq Chick October 19, 2019

Denver Dashboard 

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

Denver Dashboard by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional 

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

second hand dartboard 

A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.

"Look at that slut over there, she has had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard."

second hand dartboard by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006