Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

Dairy Queen

A ice cream place that any 7 year old kid will beg you to get for him.
An expensive as hell price for any of their products.

MOM!!! MOM!!!!!! CAN WE GO TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GET A LARGE BLIZZARD??????????

by wat027 January 12, 2022

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016

run that dairy

a form of asking for some milk, ice cream, or other dairy product.

Julian: hey bro, you want some ice cream?
Michael: heck ya, you better run that dairy

by BeatOfMyHeart December 27, 2011

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Dairy Farm

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.

Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.

by MattSicko November 17, 2020