dirt money

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.
Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.
by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008
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Ball in Dirt

When the Vagina is completely closed with both cheeks tightly pressed together due to lack of penetration.
Hey, I bet post-breakdown Miley Cyrus is a ball in dirt
by Jilly Juices January 06, 2014
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Dirt Dog

Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.

A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.
Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!

Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!

Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. August 20, 2017
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The Dirts

Man This Shit Sucks Its The Dirts.
by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003
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dirt jerking

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
by jessford151515 January 02, 2016
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Skank Dirt

An action known to be of a vulgar nature or of the lowest order.
It was skank dirt of me to take her to Burger King on our first date but she didn't mind.

Drinking vodka from a waterbottle in public is skank dirt.
by dustyDictionary February 10, 2017
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dirt nap

to be dead
by John March 06, 2003
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