Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

by Urbd916 October 01, 2016

Slovak direct

A euphemism for when you finally climb an extremely challenging sexual conquest.

"How'd it go last night?"
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.

by climber69er August 23, 2018

one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 04, 2010

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013