The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
by Karc30 June 03, 2009
One who gets sexual stimulation from seeing, feeling, smelling, wearing, or using a diaper. Diaper fetish.
Related topic: infantilism.
Related topic: infantilism.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
having to babysitting an infant, who is too young, who is in the age that he don't know how to go to the bathroom,
and having to change diapers.
and having to change diapers.
i can't go to the party i have to babysit my little brother, i will have t do this diaper duty for a while
by the martyr of the traitors February 04, 2018
Is when someone wears their pants so low that when they pull them back up it pulls their boxers up and out of their pants. Resembling a diaper.
by Mc Clit March 14, 2009
The result created from a full diaper-genie.
The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied
The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied
I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.
by gymsmyth September 15, 2009
A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.
These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.
These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.
You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.
by Red Rover M16 January 09, 2022