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Dirty Dentist

The act of woman giving a man a proper rim job ("eating out" the anal cavity), then choosing to clean the shit out of her teeth by flossing with his pubic hair.
"After my girlfriend gave me a rim job, she asked for a piece of gum. I told her i didn't have any gum, but if she she really needed to, she could give me the dirty dentist."
by phantompooper March 11, 2008
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Denial Size

The actual size clothing a person should be wearing. known as the denial size because you actually wear a size smaller.
Baby those shorts look great, are they your new skinny shorts?

Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.
by damndiver August 13, 2009
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dentiboobs

the glorious occasion when a female dentist/dental assistant leans on you to see the other side of your mouth, therefore resting her boobs on or against your head. This action is better received when she's at least semi-attractive.
Johnny's dentist appointments were usually dull, but he still hoped for some sweet dentiboob action.

Tom: Dude, it sucks that you have to go to the dentist today.
Mark: Nah, it's cool--if I'm lucky, I'll get me some dentiboobs.
by Mufasa Hardcore July 25, 2010
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Loser Denial

(noun) The denial expressed by an individual about their lack of popularity, despite all physical evidence to the contrary.
"Are you in Loser Denial?"
"I had a bad case of Loser Denial myself"
by Campex September 13, 2007
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denial

A psychological defense mechanism initiated by the psyche to temporarily suppress awareness of a deluded self-concept.

Denial may be understood as an attempt to reject unacceptable feelings, needs, thoughts, wishes, or even a painful external reality that alters our perception of ourselves. This psychological defense mechanism protects us temporarily from:
* Knowledge (things we don’t want to know)
* Insight or awareness that threatens our self-esteem; or our mental or physical health; or our security (things we don't want to think about)
* Unacceptable feelings (things we don’t want to feel)

Some of the forms of denial: rationalization, minimizing or discounting, evasion and displacement, exaggerated emotional responses, projection or blaming, intellectualization, repression, rhetorical ploys, and logical fallacies.
"I won't think about that today" was Scarlet O'Hara's use of repression as a form of denial. (from Gone With The Wind)

"I only drink beer, not the hard stuff so it's no big deal" is Joe's use of minimizing as a form of denial.
by sugarb November 10, 2008
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Buyers Denial Syndrome

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
by realistic view September 13, 2007
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denial beard

Something transgender people in denial do to try to prove to themself that they're not transgender.
I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.
by happycookie July 14, 2018
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