Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Dense Breast

A boob that is heavy or hard to hold; dense.

Jim; Hey dude, did you hear about Jillian?
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that

by DankNutella October 1, 2016

Dense Yuri Harem Owner

Someone known as Fluff, Esiyx, and Esyix

"Wah i dont have a harem!!!"-Fluff-chan

Welp have to add Dense Yuri Harem Owner or it cant be added

by AsamiJR October 2, 2021

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

One of DarkViperAU's most viewed clips
also kind of funny to say

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

by mr man the science man July 5, 2023

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021

Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016

dense

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth

stop being so dense

by callum you arse September 17, 2019